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[surgicalshot]

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[drinkthebleach]

fair enough. but where would i have gotten another mustache?

i know its not mine. i still have my mustache.

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[surgicalshot]

it could have been a fake mustache?

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[drinkthebleach]

hang on.

[It's a little strange that he's even telling Tenma to wait in a text conversation, but Pickles gets up, goes into the other room, looks at his bong, and then comes back.]

no mustache. but now i have to go out and fucking get one.

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[surgicalshot]

if you get one, take a picture. I kinda want to see it.

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[drinkthebleach]

i might. youre not going to be a dick and turn it into the police, are you?

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[surgicalshot]

Not at all.

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[drinkthebleach]

thats good to know.

so i guess you hate alcohol but weed's totally cool?

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[surgicalshot]

I like alcohol! Well, I like beer. German beer. But I think weed is one of those things that... well, it helps people. Not the most popular theory, but I prescribe it to some of my patients, and I've sent them to Amsterdam to get it cheaply.

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[drinkthebleach]

dude. what kinda doctor are you?

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[surgicalshot]

I'm a surgeon.

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[drinkthebleach]

no. i mean, ive met a lotta doctors and theyre all dildos. and one of them tried to fuck my band mate.

why are you so cool all of a sudden?

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[surgicalshot]

I don't know? I don't know many doctors who would do that.

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[drinkthebleach]

there arent a lotta regular people that would want to do that. but whatever.

i guess its cool that youre not as much of an asshole as i first thought.

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[surgicalshot]

Thank you, I think?

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[drinkthebleach]

youre welcome.